Grandma & Me

This is me, trying to wave "Hi" to Grandma on the Internet (mom is helping), because she lives far away. So far, my world only consists of the hospital room I was born in, and the room where the nice doctor, ummmmm, cut my weenie. (Actually, I think that makes him a jerk!) But when I go to see Grandma, I'll get to see lots more on the plane. Click on my picture to see a close-up!


This is me again, struggling to break free of mom, who's holding me up for this mug shot for Dad, who's got the camera. I'm pretty tough, and can worm my way in and out of just about any situation. But when Grandma comes to see me, I'm just gonna give her a great big hug, and then find out if SHE can keep a grip on me. (These first-time rookie parents are no match for my wriggling skills!)


Click here if you want to see a video of me, made when I was only about 23 hours old! (Sorry, but videos of my delivery are available on a pay-per-view basis only. Call Don King for ordering information...)


Well, that's all for now, but check back on this web page for more information as I grow older! Oh, I almost forgot. Here's some stuff about me: I was born at 12:30pm on February 3, 1997. It was a really nice, sunny Florida day, and the sky was real, real clear. And at night, the stars were super bright! The day before was Groundhog Day, and the Groundhog saw his shadow. I weighed 7 pounds 1 1/4 ounces, was 20 inches long, my mom only had me in labor for about 4 and 1/2 hours. She held up pretty well, from what I overheard the doctor whispering to the nurse. It's also funny when Mom and Dad talk "baby talk" to me. Sure, I can't talk yet, but don't they know that Hadhazys understand fluent English after only six months in the womb? I hope somebody tells them to elevate the level of conversation a few notches, or else the next few years are going to be REALLY boring....